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Sacsayhuamán 

Location - Cusco

Wow Factor – 99.9%

Pain Factor – Painless

Cost Factor – Cheap

Comments – It’s a Puma’s Head Honest

Chinchero

Location - Cusco

Wow Factor – 95.9%

Pain Factor – Painless

Cost Factor - Cheap

Lasting Memory – a church with a field and a snotty nosed kid

Salinas

Location - Cusco

Wow Factor – 80%

Pain Factor – 40%

Cost Factor – Cheap

Comments - Salty Magic

Ollantaytambo

Location - Cusco

Wow Factor – 85%

Pain Factor – 50%

Cost Factor – Cheep

What I Really thought – More Big Rocks

Pisac

Location - Cusco

Wow Factor – 90%

Pain Factor – 60%

Cost Factor – Cheap

Details - Ancient Mystery Pee Spot

Huayna Picchu

Location - Cusco

Wow Factor – 100%

Pain Factor - 100%

Cost Factor – Very Expensive

Lasting Memory – Pepsi Cola Drinking Spot

Quenko

Location - Cusco

Wow Factor – 60%

Pain Factor - Bearable

Cost Factor – Cheap

What I saw – Two Turn tables and a Mic

Machu Picchu

Location - Cusco

Wow Factor – 70%

Pain Factor – 80%

Very painful with a 6 am start, and an 8 hour train ride in total combined with lots of climbing, lots of queuing and showing of tickets.

Cost Factor – Very Expensive

Train ticket, Entrance ticket, Bus ticket, Food & Drink

Comments – Amazing

Huacachina Oasis

Location –Near Ica

Wow Factor – 100%

Pain Factor – 100%

Cost Factor – Cheapi Cheapi

Lasting Memory – Dude, I got sand in my ass crack man

Santa Catalina Convent

Location - Arequpia

Wow Factor – 100% Beautiful

Pain Factor – 0%

Cost Factor – Cheapness

Comment – So Beautiful you will want to move in

View full sized Click 4 Route

Museo Santuarios Andinos

Location - Arequpia

Wow Factor – 70%

Pain Factor – 40%

Cost Factor – Pleasantly Cheap

What I relly Reckon - They got lost and ate her really

Useful Advice – Bring Ya Jumper ladies

Nasca Lines

Location - Nasca

Wow Factor – 30%

Pain Factor – 100%

Cost Factor – Rip Off

Phrase – Now Under Da Wing

What I reckon – Maria Reiche knocked up them lines with some 2by4, a bit of rope and her VW Camper van. then got high of a catus plant and came up with the story.

Advice - Miss breakfast & nick the plastic sick bags.

Paracas Peninsula & Ballestas Islands

Location –Pisco

Wow Factor – 100%

Pain Factor – 1%

Cost Factor – Extremely Cheap

Comment – Like being in a David Attenborough documentary, truly amazing…

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