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Sacsayhuamán
Location - Cusco
Wow Factor – 99.9%
Pain Factor – Painless
Cost Factor – Cheap
Comments – It’s a Puma’s Head Honest
Ollantaytambo
Location - Cusco
Wow Factor – 85%
Pain Factor – 50%
Cost Factor – Cheep
What I Really thought – More Big Rocks
Chinchero
Location - Cusco
Wow Factor – 95.9%
Pain Factor – Painless
Cost Factor - Cheap
Lasting Memory – a church with a field and a snotty nosed kid
Salinas
Location - Cusco
Wow Factor – 80%
Pain Factor – 40%
Cost Factor – Cheap
Comments - Salty Magic
Pisac
Location - Cusco
Wow Factor – 90%
Pain Factor – 60%
Cost Factor – Cheap
Details - Ancient Mystry Pee Spot
Huayna Picchu
Location - Cusco
Wow Factor – 100%
Pain Factor - 100%
Cost Factor – Very Expensive
Lasting Memory – Pepsi Cola Drinking Spot
Machu Picchu
Location - Cusco
Wow Factor – 70%
Pain Factor – 80%
Very painful with a 6 am start, and an 8 hour train ride in total combined with lots of climbing, lots of queuing and showing of tickets.
Cost Factor – Very Expensive
Train ticket, Entrance ticket, Bus ticket, Food & Drink
Comments – Amazing
Huacachina Oasis
Location –Near Ica
Wow Factor – 100%
Pain Factor – 100%
Cost Factor – Cheapi Cheapi
Lasting Memory – Dude, I got sand in my ass crack man
Quenko
Location - Cusco
Wow Factor – 60%
Pain Factor - Bearable
Cost Factor – Cheap
What I saw – Two Turn tables and a Mic
Nasca Lines
Location - Nasca
Wow Factor – 30%
Pain Factor – 100%
Cost Factor – Rip Off
Phrase – Now Under Da Wing
What I reckon – Maria Reiche knocked up them lines with some 2by4, a bit of rope and her VW Camper van. then got high of a catus plant and came up with the story.
Advice - Miss breakfast & nick the plastic sick bags.
Santa Catalina Convent
Location - Arequpia
Wow Factor – 100% Beautiful
Pain Factor – 0%
Cost Factor – Cheapness
Comment – So Beautiful you will want to move in
Museo Santuarios Andinos
Location - Arequpia
Wow Factor – 70%
Pain Factor – 40%
Cost Factor – Pleasantly Cheap
What I really Reckon - They got lost and ate her really
Useful Advice – Bring Ya Jumper ladies
Paracas Peninsula & Ballestas Islands
Location –Pisco
Wow Factor – 100%
Pain Factor – 1%
Cost Factor – Extremely Cheap
Comment – Like being in a David Attenborough documentary, truly amazing…
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